(1) i don’t like microsoft. (2) i know it’s just caskets, but i am the “marketing director.” (3) these commercials are bogus, here’s the proof.
check the full article here.
Posts tagged "news"
beer pong for babies tournament in k.c. june 13th
if you like beer pong, this is the FIRST ANNUAL tournament benefitting the march of dimes. read more on the website, hammers.
breaking a steroids story is so, like….how many years ago? who cares two shits if ARod juiced in HS. ask his ex-wife, she’ll prob. be able to tell you if, when, how, etc. of his juice use. that’s what Canseco’s ex did in the captions of her PLAYBOY spread. i’m going to write a damned book about my freaking creatine use in HS and the fact that all that muscle turned into fat, i put on 30+ el bees in college, and it took me 5 years running to shake that shit. is that newsworthy? that’s up to the reader to decide, please pre-order on Amazon.com, thanks….
government bailout of social networking
i don’t even know what to think of all this. latest WH “tweet” allegedly reads: economy down, jobless up. money printer busted, no available cash for servicing. please send your gold so we can turn this thing around. stay away from H1N1.
i said it a long time ago….that DB spencer pratt should play The Bumble in a live-action adaptation of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. especially when he grows out his bizarre flesh-beard.
i’m just starting up the rumors again. take that, TMZ!
Cuban confronts Kenyon Martin's mother
well, every time Mark Cuban’s last name is in a headline, i forget what they’re talking about and literal thought mode alarm goes off in the brain. so you can imagine my disappointment when it was in fact Mark Cuban, not an actual Cuban, who confronted this poor lady. go figure.
college athletics are SAD
yahoo has been on the cusp of breaking sports news lately. here’s their latest: that tim floyd, usc head master, paid for the services (1 year mind you) of oj mayo.
2 additional tracks when you preorder
preorder RELAPSE from eminem’s website and you’ll get two bonus songs on the 19th….yeah, it cost more but you know you want that bonus content.
you also get “3AM” and “We Made You” videos (too bad I already have those, hahah!). when you add it all up, it’s worth it.
fyi i downloaded the leaked tracks last weekend. CD is tight, but some tracks are cut off. the singles that have been released are some of the weakest overall tracks (i do like 3AM though).
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