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Apr 01
at least now we know why we haven’t seen any of those sweet burger king commercials in a while….she ate the king.

at least now we know why we haven’t seen any of those sweet burger king commercials in a while….she ate the king.


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Apr 01
Why has the trash not yet been picked up? Oh, trash day is TOMORROW. April Fool’s, Sarge.

Why has the trash not yet been picked up? Oh, trash day is TOMORROW. April Fool’s, Sarge.


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Apr 02

here’s how to type a shark approaching:

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this is the most useless thing i have dreamt up today.


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Apr 03
Seriously….who is in the business of defacing property these days? This was found on the back of some drywall in my unfinished basement. More motivation to start framing soon, I guess.

Seriously….who is in the business of defacing property these days? This was found on the back of some drywall in my unfinished basement. More motivation to start framing soon, I guess.


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Apr 05
Oscar Meyer car. At the local PC a week or so ago, here’s a late thank you for the free hot dog.

Oscar Meyer car. At the local PC a week or so ago, here’s a late thank you for the free hot dog.


sports ????

Apr 06
“Hey. Psycho T here. Multi-symptom Cymbalta has gotten me through four years of constant social rejection at UNC. That’s all I have to say about that. Thanks.”

“Hey. Psycho T here. Multi-symptom Cymbalta has gotten me through four years of constant social rejection at UNC. That’s all I have to say about that. Thanks.”


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Apr 06
“Psycho T here again. You may have noticed, I breath with the choppers wide open. It’s gotten so bad lately, I wasn’t even closing my mouth to chew! Lucky for me, Zyrtec is now available over-the-counter. Least that’s what Roy said. Anyways, I’m finally able to sleep laying on my side now.” “Zyrtec. Better get some today, ‘cause Psycho T needs a lifetime supply. And once I get a phat NBA deal, I’m gonna buy the whole supply.” [paid for by UNC athletic dep’t]

“Psycho T here again. You may have noticed, I breath with the choppers wide open. It’s gotten so bad lately, I wasn’t even closing my mouth to chew! Lucky for me, Zyrtec is now available over-the-counter. Least that’s what Roy said. Anyways, I’m finally able to sleep laying on my side now.”

“Zyrtec. Better get some today, ‘cause Psycho T needs a lifetime supply. And once I get a phat NBA deal, I’m gonna buy the whole supply.”

[paid for by UNC athletic dep’t]


sports ????

Apr 07
“Hi. I’m Tyler Hansbrough or, as my fans back in Carolina know me, ‘Psycho T.’ When my stomach acts up during competition, I take Pepto-Bismol.” “Pepto-Bismol. The official game-day solution for nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach and diarrhea of Psycho T. My favorite is the chewable tablets.”

“Hi. I’m Tyler Hansbrough or, as my fans back in Carolina know me, ‘Psycho T.’ When my stomach acts up during competition, I take Pepto-Bismol.”

“Pepto-Bismol. The official game-day solution for nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach and diarrhea of Psycho T. My favorite is the chewable tablets.”


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Apr 14
Wow. My hotel view in beautiful Ames, IA. IAFDA ed.

Wow. My hotel view in beautiful Ames, IA. IAFDA ed.


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Apr 22
seriously. besides yakety sax, what else could possibly make you feel better than a pick of a pic of The Rock, Dwayne Johnson himself? the workday’s done, headed home for a beer. or six.

seriously. besides yakety sax, what else could possibly make you feel better than a pick of a pic of The Rock, Dwayne Johnson himself? the workday’s done, headed home for a beer. or six.


observations ????

Apr 28

Seriously. NEB 1, Sarge 0. This state owes me $7.69, plus tax. No change back for parking garage, meters only take quarters (no signage), and they don’t take manufacturer’s coupons. Not coming back to Lincoln anytime soon.


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Apr 30
Tupac alive?? Hahahahahahah. HATERS.

news observations ????

May 04
government bailout of social networking

i don’t even know what to think of all this. latest WH “tweet” allegedly reads: economy down, jobless up. money printer busted, no available cash for servicing. please send your gold so we can turn this thing around. stay away from H1N1.


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May 12